Wrestlicious fue una promoción de wrestling.
Tuvo un show televisado llamado Takedown (13 capítulos de 25 minutos) que se emitió entre marzo y noviembre de 2010.
Wrestlicious tomaba el relevo de programas como GLOW, WOW o POWW, wrestling femenino con segmentos de humor cutre con risas enlatadas y muchas chicas en bikini por doquier.
Aunque el show no llegaba a la media hora, los combates no llegaban a los cinco minutos.
Tenía unas secciones más o menos fijas, como la presentación de Jimmy Hart con chistes tontos...
O el concurso Are you smarter than a male wrestler?
The Hammer Valentine, de invitado |
Y nunca faltó el spotlight, que era una sesión de chica en bikini en la playa:
Los primeros nueve programas fueron grabados en un estudio. El ring estaba más bajo de lo habitual y el público completamente entregado (actores todos, supongo, o gente del staff).
Los cuatro últimos programas se grabaron en First Avenue Night Club de Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA. Un bar con un ring de verdad y público de verdad (no tan entregado pero mucho más realista).
Las luchadoras representaban personajes cliché: la paleta de campo, la chica patriota americana, la mafiosa,...
El programa era muy consciente de sus limitaciones en producción, pero sacaba adelante segmentos con mucho humor absurdo.
A Felony (Rain) la sacaban de la cárcel para luchar |
Las Naughty Girls castigadas (sí, son Nicole Matthews y Portia Perez)
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Otras luchadoras que pasaron por Wrestlicious fueron Mercedes Martinez (que fue Maria Toro), Serena Deeb (que era la internauta Paige Webb), Lacey Von Erich que fue ella misma (porque era la única que tenía apellido en el wrestling).
También tuvieron una aparición Amber Gallows (llamada Charlotte), Nevaeh (aquí KickStar Katie) o Leva Bates (aquí se llamó Emo Leigh).
La primera campeona (y única. Y quizás aún vigente) fue Glory.
Wrestlicious no tenía un cinturón y a la campeona le dieron una tiara.
Si buscan wrestling femenino, vayan a otra empresa. Wrestlicious era otra cosa. Tonta pero entretenida.
El mejor combate de todo la historia de la empresa (eso son solo 13 capítulos 😂) fue, para mi, el Tyler Texas vs. Faith (episodio 12).
El primer programa de Takedown incluía un rap donde las luchadoras presentaban, cantando, a su personaje.
El texto ya da una idea de lo que fue Wrestlicious
Toni The Top: I'm Toni The Top and I'm the goddaughter
when I enter the ring it's gonna be a slaughter
you mess with me you'll be sleeping with the fishes
'cause Toni The Top is wrestlicious
Glory: I'm Glory, an all american girl
I love to see the american flag unfurl
I'm patriotic, not the least malicious
I'm red white blue and wrestlicious
Maui: I'm Maui, sweet like island guava
but you know I pack punch like molten lava
I'm the answer to your prayers, and your wishes
I'm Maui and I'm wrestlicious
Draculetta: I'm Draculetta, queen of the night
when I suck your blood you will scream with fright
my fangs are sharp and my bite is vicious
'cause Draculetta is wrestlicious
Lacey von Erich: I'm Lacey von Erich, you know the name
my family's in the wrestling hall of fame
my claw hold's famous, it's not fictitious
'cause Lacey von Erich is wrestlicious
Kandi Kisses: I'm Kandi Kisses, pop superstar
got the coolest clothes and the fastest cars
I always get applause, never boos or hisses
'cause Kandi Kisses is wrestlicious
Cobra, Viper & Anaconda: We're Jimmy's Angels, watch Cobra strike
i'm Viper baby, who all the boys like
Anaconda makes the cops suspicious
'cause Jimmy's Angels are wrestlicious
Supernova: I'm Supernova, I fight crime
taking down the bad guys one at a time
my wrestling debut will be quite auspicious
'cause Supernova is wrestlicious
Ooooh, wrestlicious, baby! (wrestlicious)
wrestlicious (wrestlicious)
Cousin Cassie: I'm Cousin Cassie from down on the farm
I'm the youngin' among us, I got country charm
I'll take you to the mat with my hugs and kisses
'cause Cousin Cassie is wrestlicious
White Magic: I'm White Magic, cast a voodoo spell
some say I belong in a padded cell
I'm bigger and badder than all these witches
'cause White Magic is wrestlicious
Malibu McKenzie: I'm Malibu, I like to ride the surf
now the wrestling ring is my home turf
wet or dry, my moves are so delicious
'cause Malibu McKenzie is wrestlicious
Lil' Slim I'm Lil' Slim yo, this is how I roll
in the ring I step up and take control
when I beat you down, then you know who this is
'cause Lil' Slim is wrestlicious
Sha Na Na: I'm Sha Na Na, straight out of the '50s
i may be old school, but my moves are nifty
my style is neat, and it never misses
'cause Sha Na Na is wrestlicious
Boot Camp Bailey: I'm Boot Camp Bailey, a big guns marine
a first class, high ranked, fighting machine
the drills you're gonna do are repetitious
'cause Boot Camp Bailey is wrestlicious
Leyla Milani: I'm Leyla Milani, your fabulous host
I'll watch them fight from pillar to post
I may join in, 'cause I'm real ambitious
yes, Leyla Milani is wrestlicious
JV Rich: I'm JV Rich and I own the show
I got the ring, I got the bling, and I got the dough
I hang with the ladies that nobody disses
'cause all my girls are wrestlicious
Ooooh, wrestlicious, baby! (wrestlicious)
wrestlicious (wrestlicious, baby)
when I enter the ring it's gonna be a slaughter
you mess with me you'll be sleeping with the fishes
'cause Toni The Top is wrestlicious
Glory: I'm Glory, an all american girl
I love to see the american flag unfurl
I'm patriotic, not the least malicious
I'm red white blue and wrestlicious
Maui: I'm Maui, sweet like island guava
but you know I pack punch like molten lava
I'm the answer to your prayers, and your wishes
I'm Maui and I'm wrestlicious
Draculetta: I'm Draculetta, queen of the night
when I suck your blood you will scream with fright
my fangs are sharp and my bite is vicious
'cause Draculetta is wrestlicious
Lacey von Erich: I'm Lacey von Erich, you know the name
my family's in the wrestling hall of fame
my claw hold's famous, it's not fictitious
'cause Lacey von Erich is wrestlicious
Kandi Kisses: I'm Kandi Kisses, pop superstar
got the coolest clothes and the fastest cars
I always get applause, never boos or hisses
'cause Kandi Kisses is wrestlicious
Cobra, Viper & Anaconda: We're Jimmy's Angels, watch Cobra strike
i'm Viper baby, who all the boys like
Anaconda makes the cops suspicious
'cause Jimmy's Angels are wrestlicious
Supernova: I'm Supernova, I fight crime
taking down the bad guys one at a time
my wrestling debut will be quite auspicious
'cause Supernova is wrestlicious
Ooooh, wrestlicious, baby! (wrestlicious)
wrestlicious (wrestlicious)
Cousin Cassie: I'm Cousin Cassie from down on the farm
I'm the youngin' among us, I got country charm
I'll take you to the mat with my hugs and kisses
'cause Cousin Cassie is wrestlicious
White Magic: I'm White Magic, cast a voodoo spell
some say I belong in a padded cell
I'm bigger and badder than all these witches
'cause White Magic is wrestlicious
Malibu McKenzie: I'm Malibu, I like to ride the surf
now the wrestling ring is my home turf
wet or dry, my moves are so delicious
'cause Malibu McKenzie is wrestlicious
Lil' Slim I'm Lil' Slim yo, this is how I roll
in the ring I step up and take control
when I beat you down, then you know who this is
'cause Lil' Slim is wrestlicious
Sha Na Na: I'm Sha Na Na, straight out of the '50s
i may be old school, but my moves are nifty
my style is neat, and it never misses
'cause Sha Na Na is wrestlicious
Boot Camp Bailey: I'm Boot Camp Bailey, a big guns marine
a first class, high ranked, fighting machine
the drills you're gonna do are repetitious
'cause Boot Camp Bailey is wrestlicious
Leyla Milani: I'm Leyla Milani, your fabulous host
I'll watch them fight from pillar to post
I may join in, 'cause I'm real ambitious
yes, Leyla Milani is wrestlicious
JV Rich: I'm JV Rich and I own the show
I got the ring, I got the bling, and I got the dough
I hang with the ladies that nobody disses
'cause all my girls are wrestlicious
Ooooh, wrestlicious, baby! (wrestlicious)
wrestlicious (wrestlicious, baby)
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